Some of my friends, while arguing has brought up some interesting phenomenon..
It all started with a question raised by one of my friends "Why having sex with another person after marriage is wrong ??".
Basically the question that relates this blog is.. why paid sex is all different from buying a pizza leaving routine home made stuff ??
Claimed Similarities:
1) We get bored with eating routine home made stuff, so as, having sex with the same person.. [Remember!! all the idiots hearing and making these arguements are VIRGINs 
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2) We pay for a pizza and enjoy the difference, so as, pay for sex and enjoy the difference too..
3) When buyin a pizza is not a mistake, why does payin for sex is different [after marriage] ?? [Basically both are done to break the routine.]
Since, am a software engg’er.. I will ask a funny question… "What are the major bugs in the above stated algorithm ??"
Think !! 
Think !! 
Think !!
ok let me explain two bugs………. [the below is, strictly , my Opinion ! ].
1) We don’t have sex after marriage, its making love.. [understand the difference.. or else, fall in love, you will know.]
2) We don’t commit to the home made food.. But we commit[wont break the trust they have in us] ourselves to our spouse.. [have to !! … orelse dont call the relationship as marriage].
What else ?? Let me know, if I have to add anything else….
On your profile’s home page in Orkut, there’s a column titled "Today’s Fortune". Well, these days I started believing in it, Coz, they are happening in real.
The other day, I had this in that column "Your luck is going to change completely today". I received an e-mail from the person who took my interview and I thought it would make my day. I opened it and it went like this
" Dear Prasanth Kani Kicherla,
We decided to offer the internship to ……."
Thoughts in my mind
" YOU !!!! I know that., I am the great…ha ha ha…. Yeah !! I did it. GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY .Orkut’s today’s fortune is really true. God I have to get the visa, I got to goto Delhi….." etc.,etc.,
and then I gone through the rest which was
" one of our other applicants who have stronger background than you in Machine Translation."
and then my thoughts were .,
"……….!!!! ?????****###!><!@$#%$ ^%%^# ……………." nothing.
After an hour another e-mail has come from another university mentioning somewhat similar news. Untill that day, I was with atleast, say, some may-be-fruitful offers. In an hour everything changed, I was again at the same place where I was in January, when I started applying for intern.
Day-b4-sterday’s Fortune was "You are going to have a thrilling time." I thought "how come ??". I was bored like hell. I woke up at 2PM had some lunch and I was feelin nausea, my body’s aching. I had nothing to watch on the PC. It was like another routine boring day of my life.
I went to see whether my mentor was there in her room or not. She was there and we discussed about my project for like say 2 hrs and finalised all the modules to complete it. After 2 months, that was the day where me and she had agreed about one method and a way to implement it.
Then later that evening, we (me and one of my friends) decided to go out to dine. The moment we got down in CL, it started pouring heavily (Yeah !! in allahabad march is the month with full of rain, GOD!! save this place). We got only 90 min to get to a restaurent, get a table, give an order and then to dine. We waited for 30 minutes in the ATM and its still raining. We decided to run. We ran like hell on the street and people stared at us in shock, thinking "are they nuts ??".
By the time we reached the restaurent (it was a bar too) we were drenched completely. We decided to soak a little in beer too. Beer, great food and climate, Cricket worldcup’s first match on the TV, what more do we need. We got drenched again when we came out of B&R to catch our last bus, no effect of the beer at all. Stupid rain !!. 
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And yessss, I had a thrilling time that evening. So start believing in "Orkut’s Today’s fortune" folks.
1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC 
